Today, while on the highway, a guy in a truck sped up to pass me. He was hauling a trailer, which hit me and ran me off the road. I called the cops and followed him all the way into town, where the cops pulled him over. They let him go without even a ticket, because, "He didn't know he hit you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
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rocker_chick23 27
A sane police officer would give him a ticket anyways for reckless driving.
chrisstanford 10
Filthy pigs. I didn't know I was speeding but I get a ticket
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Comments (146)
it_must_be 7
lol I moderated this
echosong 16
**** him and the cops
chuksnwali 34
YEAH, **** THA POLICE (!)
badluckbryin 8
Report the officers to the police station.
A7XCamaro 19
For what exactly?
westzac 7
Yea that wont work.
heartmytrucker 17
Hmmm...Wonder if you're any relation to the woman that ran a red light and cut off my boyfriend in his rig today, then when he tried to get around the vehicle it swerved into the other lane and started brake checking him. Now if he had hit this woman with his trailer I can tell you that he wouldn't have been able to feel it, I've been with him several times when he has hit deer and you really can't tell it's anything more than a bump in the road....lucky for us one of those "useless" cops was at the same intersection and pulled over the idiot that cut him off.
A7XCamaro 19
It's truly amazing how incredibly stupid seem to become when they get near a trailer, common sense just disappears.
slipstreak 10
And this, my friend, is why I hate cops.
A7XCamaro 19
For what exactly? Not giving a ticket when there may be zero evidence on the truck of something happening?
TechnoStew 21
Oh. The pigs must be blind cause they clearly couldn't see the huge dents in OP's car.
alexthesurperior 5
Let's all give a big thank you to the boys in blue in the US!!!
roundtherose 10
I don't know how I could have contained myself in that situation.
xNeon 1
Time for a lawyer
westzac 7
If you got passed by a dude hauling a trailer, you must have been riding the speed limit like your life depended on it. I gotta say, if thats the case you totally deserved it. If you go over the limit by 5 or 10 you wont get hit by anything but bugs.
Nuclear101 4
File a lawsuit against him.