Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and another couple. We saw a black bear. I shrieked and peed, while the other guy stepped forward and yelled, "Get outta here!" To my surprise, it ran away. My girlfriend is so ashamed of me that she's refusing to share a tent. I'm sleeping in my truck bed. FML
Today, I went camping with friends, two guys and one girl. Night came and things got freaky. Two of them began to make out. I wanted to make a move on my guy friend but he said, “Nah, let’s not ruin the friendship.” Then he proceeded to have a threesome with them. Oh, and the other guy didn’t want me either. FML
Today, I went on a relaxing nature hike to de-stress. I got lost for hours, encountered a bear, and had to play dead, only for the bear to steal my sandwich then sit there for hours before finally leaving. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
Today, I tagged along with some friends to a party in the woods. Halfway into the night, a party-goer's boyfriend got extremely drunk and violent, causing the others to panic and drive away in the two cars we pooled in. My best friend and I had to run all the way back home on foot. FML
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Top comments
Trym 7
Never fall asleep first. Ever.
isallwaysme 27
they're right. they dont have to outrun the bear, they just have to outrun you
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Comments (77)
Muttley9 13
Ensign Redshirt Monsterbait, please go search the planet waaaaaaaaaaaaaay over there... by yourself...
blackonblight 33
Well that would explain it. OP, were you in red? Because then YDI, everyone knows what happens to redshirts at the first sign of danger.
thisisnotAJ 6
Haha. My friends would probably do the same
cchuckcloninger 5
The bear would make a better friend. At least he's honest enough to let you know his true intention. Flush these losers from your list and move forward with getting new friends. Don't be lazy and just forgive them as they are laughing at you now and so will everybody they tell the story to (and they will).
Obacooba 14
Think of the bright side! You had a good nights sleep and a funny experience with your friends that will last forever! Oh and you didn't get eaten, that's probably the most important!
cunex2sday 5
You have no friends.
myperfectproblem 6
DONT. FALL. ASLEEP. FIRST.
DestinyNiya 33
Awh, that sucks. Time to find new friends, OP.
AwesomeDude77 3
We all learned a valuable lesson... NEVER SLEEP FIRST
blobishness 8
I'd rather suffer the next day than fall asleep first.
EchoSerenity 15
Some friends they are... -_-