Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, while at work I tripped and fell in the pool while moving a waste basket. I nearly drowned and had to be saved. I don't know which is worse the fact that I nearly drowned or the fact that I'm a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML
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Catdragon 40
you probably just made him the happiest boy that day. Or if he's gay at least he has a great story. Sorry about your luck though op.
wanted_2_want 40
Well, at least somebody had an unforgettable time that day
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Comments (34)
yerawizardlizzy 27
Holy grammar, Batman.
stryder9090 28
Squints & Wendy 2.0!
RichardPencil 32
Fat guys don't get much pussy, so your "rescue" made his year (or even his decade!)
species4872 20
Early Christmas for the boy, maybe.
RSterlison 1
When I was going through lifeguard training, I felt so bad because this cute girl was freezing, and I had to strap her into a Headboard. I kept appologizing when i touched her boobs accidentally, and she was like "Just hurry up, IDC! I want to get out of the pool!!"
mattyiscool123 26
200 pound...boy?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Excuse me, but how do you weigh only 90 pounds? How old are you? O.o But still, expecting you to pull a 200-pound-kid out of the water at your weight is pretty silly, even if it is for training.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
How do you weigh only 90 pounds? Either you're really young, which I'm not sure what the age limit is to be a lifeguard, or you need some food! :O