Today, it was my 19th birthday. My boss let me out early to celebrate. On my way home I was hit by a man doing 65 in a 40mph stretch of road. My car was completely destroyed. I spent the rest of my birthday sitting in the ER being treated for a pinched shoulder nerve and whiplash. FML
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Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got rear-ended while on my way to work. This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't pregnant, suffering from a horrible UTI, and running a fever. My boss called in sick, so now I'm stuck running the office alone. With whiplash. FML
Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML
Today, I totalled my car. I flipped it over on the freeway and broke my collarbone in the process. I was in extreme pain and unable to move. It took the ambulance an hour to get there in rush hour traffic. The song repeating on my iPod was, "Don't Worry, be Happy." FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML
Today, I found out that my boss was actually legally obligated to send me to the hospital after I was hit on the head while working. I had to finish the entire work day while heavily concussed, and by the time I got to the ER I had lost complete feeling in my right side. They asked me to come in the day after. FML
Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML
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kiit_fml 0
I'm glad it was just a pinched shoulder nerve, whiplash, and a totalled car. Yes it sucks, especially to happen on your birthday.. but it couldve been much, much worse.
uberrcool 0
Wow, that sucks mate. Poor you.
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Comments (112)
anto687 0
You know what sucks. If your boss was a jerk, and kept you late, you would've made it home without getting into a crash. Ouch.
ziqi92 0
Happy Birthday!!! Must have been your worst one yet...
yelwarc 0
or by staying late, on his way home he gets in a more severe accident and dies
desertkitt 0
I had that happen to me, but he was going 75 in a safety corridor of 50. Guess who ended up with 100% of the blame for the accident- the old guy who couldn't see and was playing with his pure-bred dog in the front seat, or the teen who had just payed off her car and was on her way to the b-day party? That's right, not the old man.
IntoTheClouds 42
How on earth?
Celestia1982 5
How the hell did you get the blame? Unless you were speeding too, or there's something you're not telling me, like you ran a light or a stop sign or something. That's the only way your story makes sense...
raphael2110 0
LMAO @ #11. U have something to talk about!
Lynx324 0
I don't feel bad for you at all. YDI.
powermad80 2
this is the rare case where the FYL is truely deserved and there is absolutely nobody can say YDI and have a somewhat close to almost making sense explanation.
Z4KJ0N3S 0
How the hell does he deserve that? Asshole.
kingsteveooo 4
Well... Happy Birthday anyways :)
youfailatlife12 0
How are you typing this then on the same day?
grumpyOldGuy 0
does no one have any simpathy anymore? geez, he was hit by a car on his birthday. how could he have possibly deserved it?
Voodoo_Hoodoo 0
There is no ****** way you got hit by a car goin 65 mph and just got away with a pinched nerve and whiplash a car goin that fast I don't care if the driver's been slammin on the brakes for the past 10 seconds it's gonna cause a lot more damage than that.