Today, someone screwed up the roller door at work, so I had to fix it. After doing so and leaving work late, I get home to find out my dog of 14 years had to be put down. If the door didn't need fixing, I would've been able to say goodbye. FML
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Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML
Today, at work, it was so windy that it started taking the door off its hinges. The door now won't close all the way. I can't leave until someone comes to fix it. FML
Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, in my rush to do my hair and get to work, I managed to trip over my dog, hit my eye on the counter, and sprain my ankle. I arrived at work with a black eye and a painful limp. My boss didn't care, and fired me for showing up late. FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML
Today, I discovered that my dog knows how to lock doors. This wouldn't have been a problem if anyone in my house every carried a key. FML
Today, my dog decided to poop while inside a revolving door. Before I could do anything, the door swung around and smeared it everywhere. My dog excels at timing. FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML
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RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for your loss. Maybe you should tell the person who screwed up the roller door to buy you a new dog. Seems fair.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I am so sorry for your loss. That is an absolutely terrible thing to come home to after work, staying late or not. Thoughts and prayers are with you.
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RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry for your loss. Maybe you should tell the person who screwed up the roller door to buy you a new dog. Seems fair.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I am so sorry for your loss. That is an absolutely terrible thing to come home to after work, staying late or not. Thoughts and prayers are with you.
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find the person who broke the door and put them down