Today, I called my husband and he told me that he was going to invite his friend Jeff over that night. I told him I would prefer that he didn't come over. He took it to mean that I wanted to spend time with him and came home with flowers. Then had to tell him I was leaving him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to stay home, because he wanted to come by to give me a birthday surprise. Later on, he came by, posted a note, rung the bell and left. The note was a break up note. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
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Mylar 0
Yeah, your life isn't ******, his is.
dragonmystik3030 0
FHL indeed. hate to tell you this, but the world does NOT revolve around you. and from the sound of it, you leaving him is the best thing you can do for him :P
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Comments (425)
EdenLis 14
That was so sweet of him... What is wrong with you?
Felix_Solorzano 3
Bitches be crazy. Relax you guise.
kellandj2019 7
Why would you leave him if your married? When you get married, it's because you love someone. Marriage isn't just for fun.
gracevet88 0
Bitch
CausingChaos 0
Bitch.
andr3warbini 7
Bitch
mkenzielee 0
Well... This is akward/:
kyat288 9
FYL? No, FHL you stupid ****... Divorce is a horrible thing, I would know seeing as my parents went through it. It may seem like the right move for you, but I will affect you're husband greatly... I hope to hell you don't have any children to have to go through this aswell
mowmowlife 21
You guys, if she wanted to leave him chances are he had it a long time coming just because she wasn't compatible with him for whatever reason. She was doing the both of them a favor. The flowers were a fluke, a bright side in a cloud that wasn't holding water for OP. Or OP could be a jerk. But it doesn't sound like she meant badly.
MidnightMusic53 37
OP, you're a bitch. Your husband clearly loves you, he went and got you flowers, yet you're leaving him. I hate idiots like you who treat marriage like a normal relationship, it's a commitment, and when you make one, you're need to stick with it. You're a very selfish woman, so many other people would love to be married but can't afford it or even find the right person. You had that chance and you blew it. I may not know you or the full story, but from the sound of it, your husband cared and wasn't expecting such a low blow, which is what makes you such an ungrateful bitch. I can't even imagine all of the kind things he must have done for you that you just took for granted. I may get thumbed down for this, but I just can't believe how stupid and selfish you are, you completely deserved this and much worse.