Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée suggested a 'Back To The Future' - themed wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
If you're marrying him, you should be well aware of his preferences and behavior, darling...
awaywiththefairi_fml_fml 8
Oh You poor thing! reception at Chuckie Cheese?
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Comments (300)
thegoodnaysayer 0
Okay, this is what grooms' cakes are for. You get your traditional wedding cake, and he can get a groom's cake and put whatever the hell he wants on it.
hobbyjobbon 1
As long as your fiancée is able to pay the bills and maintain a stable life, I wouldn't worry about his child-like obsessions. I think it could be very fun, as long as you guys communicate with each other.
marshmallowmouse 0
that's what grooms cakes are for, dear.
ogplusog 4
look at it from his perspective: He's marrying someone who would marry a child. I think you two will make beautiful music together.
cassywaffles 0
you should've seen this coming.
Scoutman 5
if he has a job, you're marrying a geek. stfu and let him be him or gtfo
AnneAlysse 0
I was fine with the Batman wedding cake, but Star Wars? That's just a step too far...
SpazzyJazzy325 0
Yoda > Batman ... these are facts
RokNRoll11 9
did ya know he was like that while you two were not engaged
just_sayin_81 4
there's still time to change your mind! lol run fast and far!