Today, I dropped off a box for my sister at her job. In a rush, I unknowingly parked in a reserved spot. When I got back to my car, I saw that my car was being towed. After successfully flirting myself out of an expensive towing bill, I backed into the pole behind me, leaving a noticeable dent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
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repyourcliche 0
"successfully flirting" lol you shagged him in the parking lot, didn't you?
Ilovelife07 0
based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"
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Comments (70)
Gwyndion 9
So to surmrise it: 1) You're an incompetent driver: Didn't notice signposts AND backed into an obvious stationary object 2) You acted as a **** to get out of trouble you caused Great way to give girls a good name...
StijnJanssen 0
Where did OP say OP's a girl? ^^
yaldo_fml 0
Are you stupid? I'm pretty sure a tow truck driver wouldn't be interested in a guy
perdix 31
If I was the tow truck driver, I'd have demanded a ******* or missionary position. That was a tow from a reserved spot! If you had just missed the meter by a few minutes, I would have accepted doggy-style or anal like you gave this guy. He must have been sporting some kind of rod if he left a noticeable dent in you. Who knows? If hangs around long enough, maybe he can get into your sister's box, too.
Kirlyfoo 9
^win
Ilovelife07 0
based on the whorish way you got yourself out of that ticket, i'm guessing that wasn't the first time you "backed into a pole"
bahdspeler 0
+1
myfriend_youfail 3
Nah, I'd say it's a +5 at LEAST. Poster, maybe you've learned your lesson that karma is a real bitch. Next time, try to take the 2 seconds out of your horribly busy day to check and make sure the space you're pulling into isn't reserved. It'll save you from having to promise sexual favors to a tow truck driver to get out of something you could have EASILY avoided in the first place! YDI.
Mortanious 0
YDI hahahahaha
JohnByeBye 0
Lol @ #17.
GodOfBeer 5
YDI for being a woman driver loool
youthink_fml 0
YDI. For one, you can't miss a reserved parking spot. Secondly, you didn't just drop off a box. If there was time to call a towing company and them to be there, you were there a long time. Third, how many times did pretending you were giving out get you out of a jam. And lastly, after all that, you still backed into a pole. I find this very humorous. You definitely deserve it.
lostfaithinpppl 19
No need for me to repeat. Well said. YDI
patticake1601 0
dude, this is Maryland, you call a tow truck because someone is in your reserved spot and they are there in minutes! Towing fee, storage and release in Maryland usually runs above $250. Would not surprise me if this was in Montgomery County either. My apartment complex has reserved spots and when someone parks in them that shouldn't, the tow truck is here within three of four minutes.
gpstyne 0
ah boo hoo? STFU you'll live and so will you '90 Civic
DeathShad0 1
If you tried flirting out of it with me I would of towed your car AND slashed your tires. lul
blalien 0
I would've slept with her and then towed her car anyway.
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
nice one :)