Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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somewizdom 15
At least she didn't say **** Tha Police.
Roevera 14
Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!
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Comments (140)
Awahso 25
That sucks man. Congratz though on making it in! You need to follow your dream. You will find someone to support you,no worries. Just remember, during handcuff drills, holester your sidearm,do not lay it down on the ground or on top of a car(like rookies tend to do). Best of luck!
smr167 6
Yep, she's a cheater...
tparis123 5
Or she don't wanna date a pig
markrs 0
She didn't have to break up with him... :( He's just a mall cop. Jk. Think of it this way. She was supportive because she loves you and didn't want you to have to worry about breaking up and what not. It was her decision to break up and has nothing to do with who you are, she's just scared. I'm sure she'll come around if she still loves you.
docscientist 10
Or she was looking for an excuse to get out.
deadeyedex 6
But look at the good part of it now if you pull her over you have the authority to give her a ticket.
GoW_Chick 15
Hey at least you'll get a good laugh from the guy that does all those sound affects to forget about that bitch of a ex.
GoW_Chick 15
I didn't expect many of you to get a Police Academy reference, I forgot the age ratio around here. -.-
GreekMarine 2
Makes ya feel old doesn't it? lol
kimmi41509 10
My boyfriend wants to be a cop and I don't like the idea because of the danger, but that is just selfish.
gabbyboo194 2
It's this dudes decision. It's not selfish. He wants to follow his dreams. And you know what... He don't need a girl that doesn't support him. Your boyfriend should dump your ass if you think following his dream is selfish. Say you wanted to do something dangerous like join the military... You're in... "hey babe... I'm in." "hey babe... We're thru because you didn't consult me on this and it's dangerous an its selfish" even though being in the military or serving as a cop PROTECTS PEOPLE. You're stupid:)
menechiann 0
If you read carefully, she's trying to say that if she stops him it will be selfish... Not the fact that he wants to be a cop..
kimmi41509 10
Yeah dumbass, I was obviously saying that the girl is selfish. I would never break up with my boyfriend for a career HE wants to pursue. That's just bullshit. Plus, I'm sure a cop's spouse gets great benefits as well, the only downside being the danger. So I'm not complaining too much, just worried for his safety as any girlfriend or wife would be.
every1luvsboners 11
It's only a dangerous job for the 1% that actually do their job. Explain to her that you'll be in the 99% that park in abandoned parking lots, watch **** and update your Facebook status every ten minutes and wait for the criminals to come to you.
sparklecherry 4
Yeah, and I bet you're the first to call one when there's trouble, asshole.
GoW_Chick 15
You obviously haven't seen to many of boners posts, here's a tip, don't take them so seriously.
every1luvsboners 11
I don't call the police dept, they call me.
sparklecherry 4
I'm not impressed with what I've seen so far.
Pentium_4 27
63 - lol. so when a robber breaks into your house with a gun, and you call 911, do you really think they'll get there in time? every home owner should own a gun to protect themselves. when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away
brownov6969 4
Boom
florido_fml 10
Shoot her!
menechiann 0
Yeah, cause that would really solve the problem -.-
MeLuvBewbs 7
Don't worry about her. SHE was the one being selfish. You are a po-po now. Hope you get one of the "transformer" police officer cars. Those are SIIICKKK
GoW_Chick 15
Wasn't the only transformer that was a police car a deciptacon (sp?), I could be wrong, but if so that wouldn't be to great for OP...
nightwanderer 6
# 35 That was just the movie version in the shows and comics that have Prowl he has a police vehicle as an Alt mode. God I feel like such a nerd.
GoW_Chick 15
Damn you are right, don't worry you're not alone, I'm a nerd too, and just so you know they're called comic books, comics are what you read in a newspaper. ;)
nightwanderer 6
#70 Yay I'm not alone in my nerdyness lol. Ooh right my bad I'm more of an anime/manga person so I didn't know that.