Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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somewizdom 15
At least she didn't say **** Tha Police.
Roevera 14
Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!
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Comments (140)
joeymo304 9
I hear ya man. I've lost girls to the job
dashpkt 2
That's a women for ya!!!
slayerxx 7
haha that is epic sounds just like something my wife would say...what makes women tick that's the real question
FTNTXAGGIE13 0
I see a lot of tickets in her future lol
gabbyboo194 2
Well my ****** bad I read wrong. I have a reading problem. ****.
USMC_Cpl 5
And that class, is a perfect example of a stone cold bitch. Any questions?
julietta913 5
You must feel really hurt cause she's such a two faced b****! But I think you deserve so much better. If she can't support your dreams, then she is not the one for you. My husband wants to be a cop too, and if I had a problem with it (which I don't, I think it's awesome) I would have told him early on
bamberbear 0
My boyfriend is going into the police academy, and I'm with him 100% on it. Good luck, dude.
rememberthegiven 0
What a B*tch. Marrying a cop is my dream!
chesoes 8
I would think the same honestly