Today, I was accepted into a police academy. I called my girlfriend of 2 years, who was supportive through the process. She promptly broke up with me, stating, "You'll be really busy in the academy, and I can't marry a police officer. Its a dangerous job." She then called me selfish for "doing this to us." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her because she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus and hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, after a day spent together, the police came to my girlfriend's place, telling me to leave without explanation. I'm now at a hotel, discovering she made false, negative statements about me in papers they provided. Despite recent love and commitment, it seems she wants to break up, leaving me confused and alone. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, the cops had to be called while my boyfriend and I were hanging out with some friends of ours. It all started when one of them said that he would kill himself if I didn't "just end your fucking relationship already, and date me instead." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
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somewizdom 15
At least she didn't say **** Tha Police.
Roevera 14
Well I'd be kind of pissed. She's supportive but leaves you oncw you're accepted?? looks like she was looking for a loophole. hey you're a cop now. hunt her down and give her a ticket for anything! right meow!
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Comments (140)
trekker945 0
You will meet many women as a cop..... Keep your options open
chevygirl_008 1
She was looking for a reason to break up with you. Sorry
cassandraoh 0
Well, she sounds like an awful bitch. You can do better.
sparklecherry 4
You're so much better off without her.
laceylace7777 0
Well forget about her it obviously wasn't meant to be u need to find someone who will except u for who u are and not someone who makes ur decisions for u. If u want to be a police officer do it. I wouldn't mind dating a police officer what's wrong with her.
fatdog 4
It takes a special kind of person to be a cop, I wouldnt want to date you either
EllenMenjivar 1
I agree with her. Your girlfriend wants to know that you are safe and she doesn't want to be with or settle down with someone who is going to get killed at work and leave her to take care of the kids alone.. It sucks but what can u do
high_tower87 9
Anyone can get killed at any job. That's a lame ass excuse.
RedPillSucks 33
If that was how she felt, then she should have let him know that up front instead of being supportive until he actually makes it.
sarahbear430 0
Since she sounds super selfish anyway, maybe you can convince her to stay by telling her how rich she'll be if you ever get shot. ;)
Sooner5oh 3
Just remember this cause when she's in trouble tell her to call a crack head!
Johnny6speed 0
God how could you be so selfish to only think about your well being and financial security instead of what she need, wants, and what would be best for her. JEEZ, I mean I've met some selfish people in my life, but you sir take the whole cake and eat it in a corner you bastard.