a-non
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad boy
Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
failuretolaunch2
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Doggy style
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Anonymous
Spain
Not helping
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Taylor505
Ocala, United States
Love is love
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
needanotherbed
Ipswich, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Humping
Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML
GiveADogABone
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Going at it
Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Showtime
Today, I accidentally rammed my finger into my desk, and it felt like I'd broken it. Yelping in pain, I fell over onto my bed, missed it, and landed on the floor. My dog saw this as a good opportunity to climb on top of me and start humping. FML
Kelsiiii
Cujo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I pretended to be dead in front of my dog to see what he would do. He started to hump me, and when I tried to get up, he growled at me until I got back down on the ground to wait until he was finished. FML
poopface82
United States
His little lipstick
Today, I was exhausted after three solid weeks of having my kids. After I got home, my dog decided to get intimate with his stuffed animal toy. I now know what my dog’s dong looks like, and that he’s gotten more action in the last two months than I have. FML
Puppy Loverr
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad boy
Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML
blah
🌶️ Spicy
Exercise One
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
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Eladar 0
was it a hot dog? =p
ufail 0
was it good?
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CoinToss 0
I have two guys fighting over me... Yesterday, they got together and called me. They said that since i couldn't choose if we could have a threesome to see who's better in bed.... they almost came to a conclusion that they could share me as a girlfriend... but then they thought a threesome would be better... sex is more important to them then actually having me as a girlfriend....
tanlewis27 7
Ohh shut the hell up!!
Whymewhynothim 0
sucks for you
dvs01 0
Go find some girls. Problem solved.
rasberryicedtea 0
seems like the dog is pretty desperate too
TheBananaTheif 0
you got action. even if it was your dog. it's still action. be glad.
misfitmarta13 0
atleast someone loves youu
djren 0
Don't even bitch about that I'm still a virgin
tanlewis27 7
Haha how old are you? If you're over 18 that's ******* sad
wobbla 4
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Rxoxdx 0
Thats just sad
Kikitann 9
Did you ever get humped by a dog? They take out their nasty pink worm of a penis and start bashing it against your leg. It's disgusting if you ask me