Baby you can't drive your car
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine three weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealership to pick me up. She backed into my car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML
Today, my friend with benefits got my new car stuck in a mud hole. I had to call my ex to get us unstuck. FML
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Top comments
Rykers 18
I guess she'll be paying for two cars then...
breedles 28
Her first car and her first accident; seems like a two for one special. Rotten luck OP
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Comments (24)
OneShotOfEstus94 7
I totaled my first car 3 weeks after I got it. don't feel bad about a dent.
PegLegRacing 34
Who cares? This is the whole point of insurance.
soulreaper12296 28
In that case, why don't you let me cause damage to your car and see how much you care.
childproofpizza 19
Insurance is a pain in the ass. The person you speak to, their job is to find a specific reason why they don't have to cover you, plus it usually raises your rates since you're considered higher risk. If it was her friend's fault, her friend's insurance is responsible, not hers.
navira25 7
I know how you feel OP. I got my first car last year in February and a few weeks later it got hit by a bus
TehButterz 8
That really sucks, but I hope you worked it out!
Witchylady 18
I gather she's paying for it ?
Sandman2015 12
More like **** your friend's life. Her insurance is going to eat her alive for dinging two brand new cars.
Madrias 36
Please tell your friend not to drive by braille.
jvanevery 19
I hope she turned on her insurance before she left the dealership
childproofpizza 19
If it's your first car why make payments? That's a lot of hassle for a teenager. I'd suggest saving to buy it with cash. It'll take longer, but only if you don't start saving early, and it saves a lot of hassle.