yeah
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Eugene, United States
Baby you can drive my car
Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
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indigohippopo 20
Have the Allstate guy talk to your boss.
JustIvan 9
It takes two to tango, but one to crash
thawny_fml 21
"I'd agree that accidents don't happen but here you are as living proof"
Inquizeron 18
Tell your boss they should've said that about his birth
tarlax 11
#1, OP probably works in public office, so yeah, doubt it.
xx000o 27
Some bosses can't see past the tip of their jobs.
RandKP 21
Get a copy of the police report, take it to HR, and complain.
dyne808 34
Your boss in an asshole OP
Cirrus1 2
ur boss is right crashes dont just happen they r caused by idiots not paying attention to what they r doing texting talking eating dancing eeading putting on makeup r just a
LycanGod 27
next time he has some sort of issue tell him "*inset issue here* don't just happens"