yeah
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Eugene, United States
Baby you can drive my car
Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Morning_fml 22
Dark humour. I like it.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
IamHercules 24
OP would be wasting their time. Boss is probably too much of an idiot to understand.
oakcrush 16
Wow, sorry you got into a crash. Hopefully you didn't get hurt!
Kurby14 21
your boss is a moron. Hope your ok OP!
asspole 16
You're* as in you're an idiot for not knowing this.
proudsock 17
^ Well that was rude.
stupidpplsuck 33
thats not even right. you dont say 'you are boss is an idiot' your is correct in this case
leogachi 15
The second "your" should be "you're" though.
gay_flavored_cx 16
this is FML. Not grammar 101.
teentee401 37
^^^I would agree, but if you're going to call someone a moron, you might want to make an effort to proofread your comment for grammatical errors.
alain4343 26
true
izzie321 27
Email a picture of the accident?
JMichael 26
it could be "photoshopped"
aylind 18
I honestly don't understand managers that act that way. Unless of course, you call out often and he has reason to doubt you? If not, he's an asshat and I'm sorry you have to deal with him.
jackthekeeper 24
Your boss is a wreck
dca101 23
If crashes didn't happen, I'd be saving quite a bit by not having to pay for car insurance.
Futacy 30
He didn't say crashes don't happen. He said crashes don't "JUST" happen. The "just" implies that he wants to find blame in OP and even go as far as to imply that the crash had to be OP's fault no matter what and that if he/she were competent he wouldn't have gotten into a crash.
EarlFug 19
Well on a certain level he has a point and it's true that... sorry, no I have nothing. He needs to learn what "accident" means.
EclipseCandy6 24
Crash your car into his house
asspole 16
What car?
heartofhannah 28
What exactly would that solve?
jqmalang 17
Crazyyyyy