yeah
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Eugene, United States
Baby you can drive my car
Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
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GreyJedi 10
I think he needs a crash course in the real world. Start with his car. Work up from there.
DestinysChampion 17
"Don't just happen" And an education doesn't "just happen" either. He's ignorant.
MegasaurusRex89 28
You clearly did it on purpose. Who *wouldn't* want to spend hundreds, even thousands, fixing their car if it meant missing one whole shift? Shame on you.
GoldCyclone 21
T-bone him, and say crashes don't just happen
guss5441 18
Well they dont lol jk sucks to be u i guess
AngeloH09 14
f#%k your boss. Are you ok OP?
pete9913 23
Searches for new jobs don't just happen either. You probably have to start that soon.
MsMurphy8613 12
Lol, um I've got job security partially because crashes do in fact "just happen" regularly.
alain4343 26
well mabey the boss should have the accident and not u
persianchick 13
Can't believe people like that exist