yeah
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Eugene, United States
Baby you can drive my car
Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
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neethaaa 4
and I wonder why is it called an accident , lol
alain4343 26
they never changes
Rectov 10
Plant a bomb in his car. Blow it up during a meeting with him, then say "explosions don't just happen"