yeah
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Eugene, United States
Baby you can drive my car
Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Wer3Wolf3 16
Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Tarlachia 33
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.
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devinaww 15
of course crashes don't "just happen". They usually happen when you have a dick as a boss and you crash your car into his on purpose
subzero22 8
Lol sounds like my boss cause I couldn't get to work in time cause a train happened to decide to stop blocking off the road. I even had it recorded on my iPhone with the date and all that and he still got onto me about being late and saying it was my fault.
worldclassrager 41
A defensive driver if I ever saw one...
NoName011 12
I cant believe anyone could be that dense. Wow, they let anyone run a company these days. Jesus.
jezka374 15
Hope you're ok... As for him... He's a ignorant prick. Find a better job with better bosses
cmlawso95 1
You wouldnt happen to work at walmart do you? Lol!!
Mikey1016 7
maybe you should crash it into his office and tell him the same thing and walk off
nietzche 8
1% rule
ClementFTW 8
:/
olpally 33
He's a dumb ass. Wow.