Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting next to my friend as he blew out the candles on his birthday cake. Some asshole got the bright idea to shove his face in the cake, but they missed and pushed me in instead. The candles were still lit. My hair caught fire. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, I finally went to the hospital for a week-long migraine. A few Saturdays ago I went to the park to play frisbee with my friends and coworkers. While climbing a fence, I fell and hit my head twice. Turns out I have a severe concussion and a swollen brain. FML
Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, my friend told the cute waiter it was my birthday. He brought out a dessert with a candle and put a huge sombrero on my head. Everyone at the restaurant started singing me happy birthday. I got embarrassed and put my head down. My sombrero caught on fire. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
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Top comments
SpaceToast 25
No, you got a concussion from your "friends." Don't blame the cake.
user53658 15
Nice 'friends' ...
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Comments (28)
jfsiv 17
Did your "friends" use a baseball bat to push your face into the cake?
Demon_of_Light 27
It must have been one of Hagrid's rock cakes.
Lucky O'Guin 18
I've heard of hard partying, but this definitely takes the cake!
Donut_Wizard 23
There must have been a file in the cake to help you make your escape.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I never understood why some people shove other people's heads into a cake, or why brides and grooms intentionally smear the cake all over each other's faces. It's not funny, it's messy, and it's wasteful. And very rude.
Madrias 36
Ah, I see they got you the rare delicacy of "Pound cake." Messy stuff, that.
Karm@ 28
It's a cakussion for your birthday!
dramaelf 37
Is one of your friends the freaking Hulk?!
natiaresi 16
You should get new friends...