Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML
Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML
Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
Today, I dropped out of college and moved back home to help my mom take care of my younger siblings after our father's death. My mom yelled at me and scolded me and lectured me for throwing my life away, and said this was the last thing she ever wanted me to do. I thought she needed help. FML
Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML
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mad_molly 0
Be happy for your mum she's furthering her education! So what about your ex, it was probably just a minor high school romance. Go to your room when he has to come over.
jchansfan 0
You. Are. Disgusting.
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Comments (47)
raeannriley 0
I'm confused as to why your mom waited til she was already enrolled and starting classes to tell you she was going back to school. wouldn't you have noticed this?
marc_with_a_c 3
was thinking the same.. then again since all FML's start with "Today, ..." it's probably just poorly worded.. she should have said "Today I found out that my mom, who decided to go back to college, has biology with my ex "
cthulhu1138 1
They have to do labs together. You don't.
The_Pleb 0
1 Word MILF
youEQUALtosser 0
Unless your ex believes that you're dead, I don't see a problem. Act like an adult for once and move on. YDI.
thejerk56 8
with sexy results
erp47 0
penis
steevy831 0
Wow! Thats alot of information to find out in one day! Hmmm. : /
teiso_fml 0
Ha, that sounds pretty awkward for you, but don't make your mum feel bad for wanting to go back to study. It's cool of her, and try and support her.
f_me247 0
what if they hook up???? LOL!!!!!!!!
Twincest 11
I smell a F-myMom! :D