Today, I was short shifted at work because one of my employees decided not to show up. Furious, I wrote her up and made predetermined judgments about her. When she came in, I went off on her for being absent and leaving me stuck. She then informed me her mom tried to commit suicide. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was upset over a recent break up. It showed while I was at work, and I made a customer sad just by looking blue. She complained to my manager. I got written up for being so depressed that I got a customer depressed too. FML
Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, I went into my boss's office to confront her about not consulting me before switching my shifts with someone else. I left in tears. FML
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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saraa615 0
Way to explode too soon! Didn't you notice this is out of her character??? YDI.
zip123 0
How would you have known? IMO, not your fault.
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Comments (94)
xxXChiiXxx 2
It's her fault to not call in, and besides you had no way of knowing. FYL. :P
dumbguy 0
my roommate called into work for a week cause her mom "died". she didn't. the employee is a liar I had an employee try that on me and her mom had called asked if she was there. she was with her boyfriend.
binaryalice 0
selfish bitch, YDI
breeanna16 0
O_o oooh. That hurts. You should really... Uh... Um... Wait for her to come back and ask her why she wasn't there? Gosh. Some people...
violinista_pro 0
YDI... I can't stand it when people do that. Serves you right.
SkullsAndPie 0
Maybe if you knew that plural nouns shouldn't have apostrophes in them, you wouldn't get all the You Deserve Its.
likeOMGwow 0
someone's a jackass... (you)
rawrrr101 0
it wasnt your fault, cuz you didnt know, but did you at least ask her if her mom was alright?
jmeg_fml 0
i feel like she could have called and let you know sooner, but on the other hand this is why it's good to give people the benefit of the doubt :/
xFenix81x 0
Hell, if you were my boss, i would write myself up, for being stupid enough to be under you. Next time, dont judge people. Dumbass.