Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML
Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML
Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, a woman came up to my cash register, where I was struggling with the cash, and asked if we took cash. FML
Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML
Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML
Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
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Top comments
CherishFlowers 0
The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.
ladidadi 0
She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.
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Comments (207)
ChakatBlackstar 29
That's a rather bad thing for a teller to say. There are other jobs where having small bills is fairly common. Waiters and waitresses who get tips for example.
yellowaholic 25
I work at an ice cream place and all of my tips are wadded ones and change and someone thought I was a stripper too when I was purchasing a drink, people just like to judge and assume things about other people, don't let it get to you.
amisenho 11
It's amazing how people jump to conclusions like that; men with wads of cash are seen as drug dealers, and women with wads of cash are seen as strippers.
jake4319 3
At least you know she thinks you're attractive. Got that going for you anyway
Lunasis 14
nothing wrong with being a stripper, but there's definitely something wrong with that bitch's assuming
wandering_soul 28
Wow. Please tell us this teller is no longer employed!
Kittyphysics 21
Id report her to management. Even if you WERE a stripper, that was horribly unprofessional.
meeeggy 3
That's not cool she said that. You should have asked for the manager and gotten her fired. People are so rude