Today, I received an envelope from Verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a Visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was the $100 rebate for my new phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today I bought a $50 voucher card to refill my phone. After I purchased it, I threw the receipt in the dustbin. When I got home, I found out that the 14-digit pin code was on the receipt. I basically threw 57 bucks in the dustbin. FML
Today, I received a new debit card, so I cut the old one into pieces. I then picked up my remaining card, and realized I'd cut up the wrong one. FML
Today, I gave my friend a $5 VR set that I purchased from the dollar store for Christmas. I received a $60 gift card. Later, I realized I left the receipt in the package. FML
Today, I opened some junk mail addressed to my fiancé and saw a credit letter about applying for a new mortgage. When I called to tell him his identity was stolen, he admitted he bought a house, and then broke up with me. I had no clue he was unhappy. FML.
Today, I went to switch my phone number to a new carrier. During the credit check, I was told that I couldn't because I already had an active account. This came as a surprise, as I've never had an account with that carrier. Time to file a fraud claim. FML
Today, I realized while paying bills on my phone I fat-fingered which credit card I was paying and sent 299 to a paid-off card instead of 200 to another one. Now I'm going to have overdraft fees too. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I opened my mail and mistook it for my bank statement. It was my hospital bill. FML
Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML
Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put in a card as my cousin's wedding gift. I was rushing and not paying attention and ended up putting all of the money in the wedding card. $400 from one person. I guess I'll have no cable or cell phone this month. FML
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Top comments
null_fml 11
What exactly was your thought process? I'm thinking either: "QUICK! Somebody could come into my house, rip the credit card offer out of my hands, run out and go redeem it in my name! I better snap it in half (because that's completely irreparable and would foil the thief) before reading it!" Or: "QUICK! I've opened the envelope so now spy satellites can see it through the window! I better snap it in half (so they can't see it anymore because spy satellites don't actually record anything they see) before reading it!"
debbtennis 0
URE AN IDIOT YDI
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Comments (118)
firenighthawk 3
haha jackass
crizpy7 0
pays to pay attention :) ydi
FerrariCake 2
Where the **** do you live that identity thieves are stealing your mail right out of your hand?? Was there such an imminent danger of identity theft that you had to act immediately to break the card? This is good, though... stupid people like you shouldn't have money. Only makes the economy worse.
Domiknitrix 0
Don't feel bad, I got $100 rebate on my phone as well, but gave it to my mom. It came in the other day and she almost did the same thing.
hobos_R_us 0
I agree with most of these people.... you are in fact an idiot.
bds0688 0
LOLS at OP. Pretty sure every ******* document that you fill out mentions the fact it is a rebate credit/debit card. Moron.
CyclonePsycho 1
Duct tape fixes everything.
Muninn 0
Yeah, those wily identity thieves'll getcha. Better snap your credit cards in half immediately before they spring in through your windows to steal your informationz!!!!11!!!!!!!11111eleven!!!11111 Also why would Verizon send you a *credit* card. Why.
crazyboob 0
wow dumbass!!!
meemooer 0
chances are she's a blonde