Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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timk_fml 2
did she leave her teeth in? gilf
ThatCoolGuy 0
would have been worse if the cops saw you breaking in haha
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Comments (126)
snapdragons 0
Oh that's just nasty. People that old should just stick to playing bingo. FYL
LifeOfDaPartee 0
eww
toasterlovin 0
that's not good. but I think it was probably worth the risk. my grandmother wasn't answering her door, so me and my dad broke a window to get in. she had fallen down the stairs and broken her hip. not to mention the shock had put her in cardiac arrest. although, this FML really makes me want to write to Viagra and complain that there ISNT an age limit. but, I think you made the right decision. good luck in therapy
spiderman0606 0
I love how you ended that: "good luck in therapy"
charliefreak 0
Hahahaha that's hilarious, you must hate yourself for seeing that. Were they doing it doggy style?
perdix 31
I hope those old ******* get AIDS. . . hearing AIDS!
ScaryyMary 14
In fact, STDs spread most quickly among the elderly, especially those in nursing homes. Just let that sink in deeeeeeep...
perdix 31
I was suggesting that with auditory amplification, they would have heard the "polite knocking" and avoided the forcible penetration. I don't know where you got STDs from *grins sheepishly*
ScaryyMary 14
Must have been the capitalization. Sorry, but 'round these parts, you don't capitalize some things... Edit: Don't even get me started on "forcible penetration" either. My mind is in the gutter today...
perdix 31
Oops, sorry about the capitalization. Sometimes my CAPS LOCK key sticks for no apparent reason. See, there it goes again! Please do not try to solve my problem, Mary. I know by your generous nature that you might attempt to do a root-cause analysis of why my keyboard is sticky, but I feel your mind is in a delicate state right know, and the conclusion you may reach would worsen your depravity. Even if it is correct ;)
ScaryyMary 14
Oh... oh, my...
ReeNAh 0
worrying about your granny isnt a bad thing, if she is really sickly than i understand breaking down the door if not & it was just an old person thing than your bad. but yea i would be forever traumatized if i saw my gran getting it on.
saywaturcoco 0
hey ur hot…
xHabsfanx 0
Ugh well that's very disturbing. Weren't there noises or anything?
saywaturcoco 0
sry wrong person.....I was talking abt the tree huger
saywaturcoco 0
wait nvm ur hotter… I couldn't c ur pic soo I thought I commented on the wrong person