Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying, "Next time, I'll call." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandparents, as my grandmother may not have long left. When my stepfather wasn't grilling my visibly uncomfortable grandad about Bible passages, my mother was trauma-dumping about how hard her life has been, and how awful her marriage to my father was. They're his parents. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
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Top comments
timk_fml 2
did she leave her teeth in? gilf
ThatCoolGuy 0
would have been worse if the cops saw you breaking in haha
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Comments (126)
TheJesterOfRippe 0
well.......... that's impressive for a 80 year old woman. Good for her =']
ragingflame 0
yeah 44 Viagra is a sex enhancer, and Why the **** would ou break down the door when she didn't answer? what if she was just sleeping or something?
nickforthewin 0
she could've been hurt, or worse.
PentiumBawls8 0
I guess that old hole could still take a pounding
jacobsessed 0
I would have barfed ALLLL over grandmas new.. but old at the same time.. toy. FYL and your poor eyes and mind..
neonskittzy 0
well I geuss you learned for next time. five knocks no answer is sexy time.. yay granny but your poor eyes..
cabbitt 0
Try calling before just springing a visit on her.
demoon_fml 7
I will have sex till the day I die. ;)
iamghostbad 0
^this
sbjess 8
ydi...ever hear of the phone?
Im_cursed 0
EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! OMG!!! how am i ever gonna burn that image out my head!!!????
NyCzFiNesT 0
GO GRANDAMA!!! your lucky she didnt throw her dentures at you cuz im sure they werent in hahahahaha