Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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sleet7 4
Should have just got up and left to see a movie you like.
Porschephile 0
Oh well, he was probably just tired. It's not a big deal.
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Comments (104)
kay_princess14 7
Thats why
shahroni1 3
go for **** movie n tell him to go for sleeps .
emmaweeee 0
I would've left his ass there
RKD 23
LOL #70-that would keep him awake! That was kinda douchey for him to fall asleep, but not really a huge deal-if he is really important to you, try to overlook it!
hqbrat 8
Well now he knows why
dianadoll 23
my boyfriend falls asleep in movies all the time
ghitzabomba 2
He told you that he was not going to see the movies he wanted, you should have listened to him!
Egao_fml 8
Well that was nice of you
minidrone_fml 11
It appears I married your boyfriend's clone. Mine even fell asleep on our first date !!!
sbuxsux11 8
this is more like FHL. from now on when he complains you get to say you fell asleep during yours so i get to pick now.how is this an fml? i agree with previous- now he has more energy for getting it on later