Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy who insisted we watch a film at his place. I agreed, despite feeling wary of a potential trap. Halfway through the film, he fell asleep and started snoring. When he woke up, he blamed me for “keeping him up all night.” I was there for less than an hour. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
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sleet7 4
Should have just got up and left to see a movie you like.
Porschephile 0
Oh well, he was probably just tired. It's not a big deal.
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Comments (104)
iSpasticFantasti 14
Your partner isn't going to have the same tastes as you, dumping him is stupid and drastic, just think of something else to do or if it really bothers you just mention it. At the end of the day it really is a pretty small thing to get worked up about, at least you made an effort and if he complains again he's being silly.
MonkeyRiot13 3
Too bad you had to pay so much money at the movies just so your boyfriend could take a nap.
jtthegr8 26
Can take a nap for free at home
MissChevious 1
Well, I would've just woke him up and continued watching the movie.
micahsmommy 13
So he still hasn't seen a movie he wanted to see...
harbqll 0
So your boyfriend is a girl?
brittanyayy 8
My thoughts exactly. Either that or she's just babysitting him.
Sidel 11
What makes you think so?
SpottedZebra42 14
19 - This is a little out of place, but I love your profile picture
perdix 31
All movies look great in the trailers, but most of the time, they are boring, formulaic crap. He probably made the better choice to sleep. Hey, he'd be more well-rested for sex later on. Win-win!
1221jamw 11
Havnt seen you in a while.. You doin okay ?
GVirdi 11
56 after reading what your picture said I'm a bit worried about you instead of perdix...
1221jamw 11
I don't see the concern. I seem pretty sane if you ask me.
perdix 31
#56, I've been on nearly every day. Go see my comment on the "super glued to the toilet" FML from a couple of days ago -- I had great fun with that. I like your pic. Why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive :)
greeneyedpothead 10
Haha, that pic made me laugh...I want it now!!
McMan 23
...Did you like the movie?
brittanyayy 8
These roles sound backwards.
NoisyNykkii 10
I remember moderating this one. And pressing yes. On accident.
brittanyayy 8
What does moderating it mean?
MissChevious 1
Just wake him up, It's not that hard.
perdix 31
You mean he hasn't perfected the dick-in-the-popcorn trick?