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heatherjo This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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lol thats stupid

Is he Principal Skinner?

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Let her have yours instead, back slowllllyyy away, then run like hell!! You do NOT want that for life!!!

that's ******* creepy as hell

That's a HUGE sign to leave....

Um, warning signals?! Isn't that what his dad was for? Does she really need to receive an engagement ring from her son? Creepy. Uck.

Be happy you have such a loving fiance!

Sounds like my ex

Ok really?! Time to cut the umbilical cord...

Did he invite your mom to have a 3-some wid him and you on your first night too? He might as well.

Texasgal109 0

Run away now! She will forever have " her nose up your butt"