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heatherjo This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML

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lol thats stupid

Is he Principal Skinner?

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bizarre_ftw 22

There are issues there, I suggest serious thought on this marriage. Beyond that.... Anyone thinking Freud?

KiddNYC1O 22

Oh Marie Barone.

CHRISBREEZYBRE 0

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WTF..?? what kinda normal person would even think of that ...? leave him now, before you get caught up in some sick live triangle !

love sick triangle

hateevryone 15

is he that much of a momma's boy?

That sounds like something my mother would want only I set boundaries.

Seems reasonable. I suggest asking him to buy you a few sex toys next. Maybe the Devastater (tm) with the optional anal probe attachment. Oh, and surely mum won't want to feel left out....

Don't marry him!

boobookittie 0

Are you ******* kidding me!!?