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Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wants to buy an engagement ring for his mother, so that she doesn't feel left out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my almost-mother-in-law demanded I give my engagement ring back because it was originally her great-grandmother's, and she has now decided she wants it to go to her youngest son’s fiancée instead. My fiancé agreed and told me he’d just buy me another. He doesn’t get why I’m so upset either. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed with the perfect ring, restaurant, flowers, and champagne. He’s never been this well prepared for anything in his life, so he admitted that my mother planned the whole thing and forced him to propose, even though neither of us want to get married. She even bought the ring. FML
Today, I'm going to be helping the love of my life pick out an engagement ring for my cousin. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my fiancé won't tell people we're engaged because his mother doesn't approve, and he doesn't want to upset her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying the ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML
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obnum 19
lol thats stupid
kaprookie 3
Is he Principal Skinner?
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Comments (194)
carmenm 6
Leave now before it's to late
underguarded 20
Does he want to invite her to the honeymoon as well? I'm sure she'd feel left out.
crystalburgard 3
Should make the honeymoon interesting...
johannawho 14
Your profile picture works so well with that comment.
Meme1988 18
RUN
Savra_fml 17
On the night of the wedding, while you are getting it on, don't be surprised if he turns his head mid thrust and says "Am I doing it right mommy, or do I need to put more back into it?". So, at this point, feel free to say "Your father does it better".
Petunia888 13
Then she'll come in, give advice, and awkwardly sidle out of the room. :)
ergo_sum 8
SHE wont be the one feeling awkward.
johannawho 14
Oedipus complex?
emvictoria 9
That's horrible. My boyfriends a mummys boy to!!
tab11 2
Run!!!!!!
n_epic_fail 14
Moms need love too...??
Bananaque 0
They need love, not an engagement ring!
gioo_fml 6
DON'T MARRY HIM