Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML
Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML
Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML
Today, I somehow have both crippling depression and a fear of death. Please end me, but don't. FML
Today, while driving to work, I really took in the scenery. Not for the beauty, but for the practicality and access for the best place to commit suicide. I disregarded one place because it would be too hard to wash away the blood. At least when I'm suicidal, I'm thoughtful about it… FML
Today, things got so bad with my mother-in-law that I seriously considered faking my entire family's deaths to escape it all. FML
Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, I admitted to my SO that I wanted to kill myself. They told me it was abusive to tell them that, and claimed I was just using it as a tool to control them. What they don't know is I attempted it by overdosing the other day. FML
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mindy12182 17
Get yourself to a counselor that's what I did when I had realized I was trying to figure out how to do it and be found soon enough that my pets wouldn't starve or suffer.
genuinegoodguy 9
Please seek qualified help urgently.
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Comments (26)
bobsanction 18
Self immolation could work.
RichardPencil 32
The haters would probably complain about the smell and having to clean up the ash.
bl3ur0z3 17
Nobody is judging your body. We're all too busy judging our own and hoping you don't notice our flaws.
Jonkbaby 23
well, obviously that is disturbing. I really would like you to open up to people about your thoughts, especially to see a professional. i have, and it has worked for me. mental health is priority 1 my friend
Mooglefox 24
If it just a random question in your head and if you are really thinking about doing this, either way go get some help.
coius 23
As a person with tons of medical issues and crap tons of setback and bad luck, I can honestly say: It gets better. Life I found, when at it’s shittiest, is just a waiting game. You will find what makes you happy again. But you need to hang in there to get to that. Therapy, maybe meds, and support will eventually change and things for the better. I’ve had a broken back, I have bad carpal tunnel, been divorced, cheated on, have a twisted left leg, multiple TBIs from being T-boned 2x (none my fault, both by law unabiding, uninsured drivers), have memory issues, and live in pain 24/7, have held on long enough to find: A marriage in which Im happy, became a CEO of a business I started, bought a house fully with cash on a lake, and in general increased my happiness. Its why I can say this. But really, its not good for you in this state. If anything: know this: your pets will mourn you if you pass. And they will notice. So, if you dont think anyone cares, or things wont get better, your pets care, I care, and I’m living proof things can be better even in the shittiest of lives. Please reach out to the suicide hotline at 1-800-273-8255. There really is hope.
Kermina Gendi 2
Hey, who are those people?! Look at them!! What did they reach with their dumb mindset and opinions?! Are they Olympiads?! Are they models?! Never care about them. Their opinion doesn’t mean anything. It won’t change the world. Free yourself from this shitty bubble of thoughts. Try to change your thoughts and make yourself confident and if that meant that you need to lose weight, then go ahead and start your diet. I just started dieting 3 days ago btw. Change your circle of friends or those people who are judging you. And, if you ended up unable to change your mindset yourself go for counseling. Do anything it takes to gather your strength and confidence together . But those people don’t deserve to kill yourself for them. Love yourself and know that there are many people out there having worse bodies than yours or even bodies with diseases. So be thankful of where you at and try to be better. Also always remember that your value is never in your body. 👍🏻
sarkycow 25
Feel better OP. I've been there, this link should hopefully be of some use. https://www.nami.org/Home They have a hotline, also a texting number, as well as other ways to get help to feel better.
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1 (800) 273 - 8255 Suicide Hotline 741 - 741 Crisis Help Text Line
IcedSapphire 27
1-800-273-8255 PLEASE call this number if you continue having these thoughts. You deserve to see the beauty in life & I hope you get the help you need. You are worth it.
brendejafulable 41
I hope you’re doing alright