Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
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Top comments
zeppelin9000 0
Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.
Jimboom 12
Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P
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Comments (91)
username93 0
whats up with all the recent fmls? they pretty much suck, no offense to the OP in particular.
Fields4mint 0
Didn't your mother teach you not to play ball in the house? YDI.
Dhamy 0
Oh my word! That's hilarious. I hate when that happens, you totally don't expect it to come back and hit you... and then it does.
maedoc 0
totally agree #12 and op- you're retarded
annika_fml 0
Can you blame them? You're sinfully boring.
Zoa_fml 0
I am so sick of these "I hit my head, wah wah" FMLs....they aren't real FML's...everyone hits their heads, we all think it sucks at the time! It would be a real FML if you hit your head and and could no longer walk as a result, or something along those lines!
greenbunni08 0
You're the one who kicked the ball. It was self-defense. The ball was simply responding to the vicious attack. So really, it's your fault. The ball doesn't hate you, he didn't want to attack you, he was just sitting on the ground minding his own business.
yui567 0
the ball bounced back at you? no kidding.
lololol_fml 0
Shut up you whiney bastard
friedkabob1225 0
are the moderators of these fmls like 6 year olds who read them and think "you know, kicking a soccer ball at a wall and not expecting it to bounce back and hit you in the head does suck, so lets post it and remind the world" i havent favorited an fml in like 2 weeks because of this shit, and i moderate great ones all the time so idk why better fmls dont get posted.