Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head, and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
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Top comments
zeppelin9000 0
Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.
Jimboom 12
Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P
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Comments (91)
mysecondskin 0
this is stupid
FukedOver 0
suck it up princess! how is this an fml anyways? this is ****** lame
Occam 0
Blaming a wall for your problems, now THAT'S a low I hope I never approach.
totoro_fml 0
raped
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
I modded this simply because the last line makes it all. And 67, no need to worry... He wasn't blaming a wall, he was blaming a soccor ball! ;D // / '/ ( )V+ ( )|= +|-| | 3 //( )|^| |)
sk8erguy9 0
lol you fail
CaptainJellyBean 0
Resistentialism! Inanimate objects hold malice to humans.
dragonmystik3030 0
so do we. now go get a life :P or ha! owned by a ball :P
xalexisaphobiax 0
reading this yesterday made me lawl, today..it did just the same!
starburst_boy 0
Inanimate objects seem to hate animate ones who are less capable than they are. =D