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Lewis · 26 December 2018, 19:00

When you have to wear this hideous gift...

Thank you Granma...

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Lewis · 27 December 2018, 00:30 ·Paris, France

"Who wants a dessert?"

I made a huge mistake...

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Lewis · 23 January 2019, 19:00

2019, here I come!

Nevermind...

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Lewis · 27 January 2019, 19:00 ·Paris, France

It's time to grow up

Noooooooo!

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ice ice baby · 8 September 2019, 16:00 ·Monterey Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Two Scoops

Today, it'd been so long since I last had sex, I was jolted out of my sleep by a body shaking orgasm. I was sweaty and breathless, and it took me a moment to realize it had been a dream. It would've been great except the subject of my nocturnal ecstasy was Vanilla Ice. FML

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