Today, I’m a 28 year-old single mom who has never has never experienced an orgasm. This sucks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I realized I'm a failure as a man. It's been 17 years since a woman even touched me. I grew up fatherless, have completely lost hope for any chance of a wife or kids. I'm 35 and never been in a relationship. I'm a complete failure because of all this, and have become a monster. FML
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML
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Top comments
LostSoul 20
You need to learn to satisfy yourself before any man can.
sajupt 17
you have fingers for a reason. use them!
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Comments (22)
bobsanction 18
You must really suck at communicating and masturbating.
MadiGirl24 18
Some people deal with such, and it's not just them being bad at sex/masturbating. Like how erectile dysfunction isn't just a person failing to be turned on, it's a biological thing.
Jonkbaby 23
Have you had one outside of intercourse?
Madisen Spears 6
Me either girl. You’re not alone. People say use your hands or teach yourself, as someone who can’t mentally get there to do that by myself I don’t even try anymore. If you’re not into touching yourself it’s really hard to do that and not everyone understands. Best of luck.
RJR 5
time to take matters in hand!
Johnny5 16
I feel like a follow up is needed. Have you tried doing it yourself and can’t? Have you never tried doing it yourself at all? Or do you just mean never by a partner?
childlessmother 16
Maybe you need to find a better sex partner like one who puts you first
zoelog 10
geez lady. you've got hands. touch yourself and see what you like. ydi
icecreamisrad 13
Learn yourself...it’s all in your mind. If your mind wants to cum you’d body will follow
rustybucket 24
Have you ever heard of masturbation??
Marc J. Russell 6
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