Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. Her excuse? I was the one that had initially introduced them. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I told the man my girlfriend has been cheating on me with all about her infidelity. He didn't get angry; he just said that he knew, that they were in an open relationship, and that I was pretty stupid to have not figured it out sooner. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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breadfruit 0
If her screaming "John from work who is very explicitly not you, the person with whom I am in a relationship" at ****** wasn't enough, the late night escapades "to play bingo" should have tipped you off.
chels1994 11
You're better off. No one should have tolerance towards cheaters
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Comments (114)
21jason 9
Damn what does she think your Sherlock Holmes?
dumboears 8
*you're.
21jason 9
Yeah yeah I know.. I wasn't paying attention
ohmandapants 17
Well maybe all those late nights with her "accountant" should have been a clue...or maybe you are just a very trusting person. Which is good, but OP you have to have some kind of guard up! You let that bitch walk all over you.
R3dA1ert 0
I feel you dude....smh girls just to scared to tell there bfs! It's all good man life your life to the fullest and keep on truckin
sfagirl_fml 0
y didn't u?
IrishSoulja 4
Ah women, no matter how badly in the wrong they are, it's still the mans ******* fault
NPN_Scorpio 16
Just wow. "I want to go to the stoning!" Are you all really this holy? Have none of you ever cheated on a partner? Or had a mind to? Shitloads of statistics and surveys show you to be the minority. As a species humans **** around like there's no tomorrow. That said, kudos to OP for delivering this hilarious gem of attempted role reversal. I've had girls tell me a lot of elaborate fiction to explain how they ended up in someone else's bed that time, but that one was new. (My own attempts in the genre are pitifully lacking in artistic flair...) I know you're in pain, but if the two of you get past the yelling phase, take some time to really discuss your relationship. Whatever you decide to do, that talk will be worth it.
PixelNoob 11
No decent person cheats on their partner. Vaguely fantasize about it, perhaps, but not actually go through with it. Anyone who can betray someone's trust like that and not feel terrible about it (people like you, it seems) is pathetic and doesn't deserve to be in a relationship. Just because "as a species" humans do it a lot doesn't mean it's right or should be accepted. Maybe I'm just bitter. I know what it's like to be cheated on, and it is the worst feeling I've ever experienced. I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy...
RedPillSucks 33
It's not as common as "everybody does it". People use that phrase to justify being weak about being in a monogamous relationship. I know the argument is that primates and most other mammals are not monogamous, but humans are different in that they *can* rise above the baser animal instincts. I don't have a problem with polygamy as long as everyone is cool with it, but once partners agree to be in a committed monogamous relationship they should hold to that as long as the relationship lasts. If someone doesn't like the agreement, simply agree to break up. Cheating is so unnecessary.
perdix 31
You need to move on and find a more independent girl. I don't know whether you neglected her too much or she's too needy, but you two don't belong together. The good news is tomorrow is Thanksgiving, so you'll get to see some nice, big breasts and have the chance to lap up some gravy :D
MisterDoctor 12
She probably has been handed everything in her life, and expects that everything she does is okay. Smh.. females can be so ruthless.
blink831forever 13
Im sorry OP, I hope you find a better g/f more deserving of you time and is not psycho and that won't cheat on you.
alival 12
She might b lesbian. And signs of cheating culd b going out late and randomly starting to try to look nicer