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Alexa, play "The Sign" by Ace of Base

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML

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If her screaming "John from work who is very explicitly not you, the person with whom I am in a relationship" at ****** wasn't enough, the late night escapades "to play bingo" should have tipped you off.

You're better off. No one should have tolerance towards cheaters

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Well, you trusted her, like you should have, even though in th end probaly shouldn't have.

Just take her jewellery and cat and get the hell out of there

*****!! omg did you tell her to see a shrink yet? otherwise she'll start thinking it's normal.. i'd say dump her cheaty ass fast

texas_redneck88 10

Kick her ass to the curb

Well,its not personal.. Its just because she is stupid

Sounds like you are so much better off! And what "signs" was she referring to, ask her which "sign" she meant: A: Her constant cum breath? B: The sudden appearance of vaginal warts? C: The constant anal leakage? D: Her collection of crabs? E: All the dollar bills she suddenly seems to have? F: The line of guys with a handful of change outside of her house day and night? Add your own, be creative. Humiliate this cheating bitch, then dump her sorry ass!

I hope you choked the *****.

wolfpack123 0

Sounds like you suck in bed...

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Aw **** her. You dont deserve a cheater.

I don't know if you mean **** her as in literal or ...

dubstepfreak123 0

Unlike everyone else i say don't slap her. Just calmly whip your dick out and piss on her belongings then walk out, with a smile!

RedPillSucks 33

OPs name is Julie...

That's just plain gross. How would you like it if someone peed on your crap then walked away like nothing happened?!

That's awesome. Literally piss on her. Hahaha