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Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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breadfruit 0
If her screaming "John from work who is very explicitly not you, the person with whom I am in a relationship" at ****** wasn't enough, the late night escapades "to play bingo" should have tipped you off.
chels1994 11
You're better off. No one should have tolerance towards cheaters
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Comments (114)
Athga 0
Well, you trusted her, like you should have, even though in th end probaly shouldn't have.
Fylminesawsome 5
Just take her jewellery and cat and get the hell out of there
awksome 0
*****!! omg did you tell her to see a shrink yet? otherwise she'll start thinking it's normal.. i'd say dump her cheaty ass fast
texas_redneck88 10
Kick her ass to the curb
Meme1988 18
Well,its not personal.. Its just because she is stupid
loserman67 36
Sounds like you are so much better off! And what "signs" was she referring to, ask her which "sign" she meant: A: Her constant cum breath? B: The sudden appearance of vaginal warts? C: The constant anal leakage? D: Her collection of crabs? E: All the dollar bills she suddenly seems to have? F: The line of guys with a handful of change outside of her house day and night? Add your own, be creative. Humiliate this cheating bitch, then dump her sorry ass!
majorasshole 4
I hope you choked the *****.
ohmandapants 17
What the hell
wolfpack123 0
Sounds like you suck in bed...
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Aw **** her. You dont deserve a cheater.
TBfml15 9
I don't know if you mean **** her as in literal or ...
dubstepfreak123 0
Unlike everyone else i say don't slap her. Just calmly whip your dick out and piss on her belongings then walk out, with a smile!
RedPillSucks 33
OPs name is Julie...
ilovebigtimerush 0
That's just plain gross. How would you like it if someone peed on your crap then walked away like nothing happened?!
U_all_suck 0
That's awesome. Literally piss on her. Hahaha