Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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RESTAREA 0
He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you
coopcas 0
Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.
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Comments (132)
mon_e_mons 0
-.- yarggg. that's disgusting.
Dhamy 0
I think that's awesome. Wow.
littlemessalina 0
um. ew.
kittycatsmack 0
at least he made you something.
wowfmlife 0
At least you don't have to ruin any more sheets when you want to have sex
cheerrunxc14 0
Yeah I would be out of there? And it makes me wonder if he actually made it by himself?
quantum_insanity 0
Am I the only one who thinks it a bit unusual your boyfriend does patchwork? (not that there's anything wrong with that...) Am I weird for that being the first thing that struck me about this story...? Didn't you notice he was stealing the bedsheets after you had sex? Or were they washed ones? If they were clean ones then that's till weird but really gross. More of a symbolic wet spot...
GreenStripedBox 0
I think it's really cute and would love it if my guy made that for me.....though I'd prolly wash it after a while....but we would always remember what was originally on the patches ^_~ it would be the baby-makin' blanket lol
PimpDaddyT 0
damm how many "wet spots" does it. take to make a quilt? a couple hundred. wow
agimptard 0
Is anyone more shocked that he could sew? If I made the blanket it would have been duct taped together. and holy shit how much money did he spend on new sheets?