Today, for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend decided to make me a patchwork blanket. The thing is, the patches were stains from bedsheets from where the 'wet spot' was. He thought it was romantic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
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RESTAREA 0
He cut up a bunch of perfectly good bed sheets? You guys have done it on enough bed sheets to make a patchwork out of it? You don't wash the sheets afterward? This is disturbing on many levels... Something is wrong with the both of you
coopcas 0
Give him a sweater you knit out of the pubes he makes you shave off.
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Comments (132)
zombie_pie 0
nothing says I love you like dried, crusty ****
zombie_pie 0
I want to act this out with someone and put it on youtube.
Phwow 0
Lol coopcas, or stuff a pillow with pubes it doesn't matter it's the thought that counts
hella_elyse 0
ROFL @ #8. If my bf did that I wouldn't know if I should say "awe you're so sweet" or "are you crazy?" I mean it is the thought that counts and he did work hard on it. But you must admit your bf is a little weird for thinking this would be a hit. Can you imagine the smell of that blanket, god try wrapping yourself up in that! OMG so gross!
Nacirema20 0
Ew. FYL.
anditsashlee 0
Yummy
VanApplez 0
hahahaha. well, at least he was being thoughtful?? haha
starburstb 0
Well...at least he remembered and put some (different & unusual ) thought into it :)
Glam_fml 0
At least your boyfriend is original. Most guys would realize how disgusting that is.
msbetsy 0
Most civilized human beings have time for that. OP, your boyfriend is gross.
msbetsy 0
Sorry, I guess the comment I was replying to was deleted.
muffinsareyummy 1
consider yourself lucky that he actually got you something. and that he remembered. and that he made the damn gift.
Delilahlilah 0
Consider yourself lucky? Is that some sort of honor, getting a gift from your boyfriend? A QUILT OF DRIED UP ****?
bookworm124 0
Yes, because dried-up semen sewn into a loving-caring blanket of semen stains is definitly caring and romantic. Honestly, if it came to that, I would rather that my boyfriend completely forget about my birthday, instead of having to thank him (and then go puke over) a ****-blanket.