Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML
Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
Prime example of why McDonalds is bad for you.
xaylaxabsencex 4
well shit.
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Comments (136)
Martinez0285 28
did you... run so far away? :)
I_crosbourne 3
Well that escalated quickly
tenac71 6
if I were in that truck I would not have veered. seagulls suck. it would have been good team work.
Headcrab 29
I laughed.
purduepitney 10
You are lucky you were/are not charged with a crime. If nothing else you were littering at worse you caused an accident and fled the scene. You had better pray no one was hurt.
BobbieH 19
A fry won't constitute littering and OP was not at all responsible for the accident. The driver of the truck made a bad choice to swerve, which coincidentally is almost always warned against in defensive driving, and over corrected in the act of the swerve. OP is required to stay at the scene because OP wasn't involved. All that said its stupid to throw food stuffs in a roadway but not illegal and OP is not culpable.
bexxiiee 11
YDI for feeding seagulls.
simsgirlgem 25
Wow how stupid are you I mean I won't say I'm not guilty as the Mcdonalds near a park has ducks that hangout there but they aren't on the road what you did was dangerous
kunlunkid 3
I hope you were at least courteous enough to let the McDonald's know there was a batch of freshly-made McNugget meat on the highway. McSeagullicious!
Courts0001 11
I call bullshit! Half of FML's have to be bullshit
kernelkat 16
Never heard the term winged rats. Hope the driver is ok