Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the noise I thought was a mouse in my room was a water bottle shaking when my refrigerator turned on. I stayed up till 4am looking for a mouse that didn't exist. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
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flamed22 13
That's really an FML for the mouse
igive 29
Did you save it?
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Comments (30)
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Damnit Jerry!!
sillymama 21
I'm sorry. But it's a mouse. They are vermin. Humans have been ridding themselves of these creatures for centuries because they carry disease and ruin food and contaminate water. Animal rights have their place, but can everyone just lay off the "poor little animals" thing for a second? An animals life is not nearly as important as the humans they effect. Especially when the animal is a disease carrying creature. It's a mouse. Let it go. Let's all breathe and assume the mouse is dead and be glad the dog will have fresh clean water without disease in it and the dogs owner won't find icky little mouse poop in the cereal box.
robthegray 3
well, a human life is actually worth less than those of other animals-mainly because humans **** up nearly everything they attempt to do/interact with, they have overly sensitive bodies, and are generally very horrible in an environmental sense, where as problems non-human animals cause really only effect humans or were partly caused by humans(invasive species)-but that's only if you assume it's reasonable to put a value on any life, because all life is pretty much a worthless coincidence.
nanner6206 24
FML'S longest sentence. I honestly was unable to follow, so I gave up.
LazyDaze34 7
Wow. I think I would have screamed the place down and thrown the water out to try and save the mouse? But aren't mice good swimmers and can climb nearly anything, what type of bowl caused that? Unless the mouse decided to end his life.
interesting33 37
Did you save the mouse?
snarkytruth 37
Did you throw it a life preserver?
snarkytruth 37
Try CPR?
Carlos_bh 10
Sucks for the mouse but at least you don't have a mouse anymore.