Today, a policeman and I confronted my psychotic neighbor, who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I found my lost cat. As I was hooking it up to a leash to get it in my car, a man approached and asked what I was doing. His kids alerted him that there was a woman stealing their cat from their front lawn. It was not my cat. FML
Today, I had to put my cat to sleep after she was in an accident. While I was crying hysterically, the vet asked me for $230. FML
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML
Today, I saved a kitten from the streets, cleaned her up and asked the vet what I should do with her because she was the sweetest thing and my cat has a highly contagious illness. The vet had to put her down. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my batshit crazy neighbor, who’s repeatedly threatened to steal my dog. I finally got her ass on camera. She swears that my dog is being abused because it prefers to sleep outside instead of being in the house. Imagine that, an animal that likes being outside. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Today, I had to take my cat to the vet. On the way there, he managed to get out of his cage, climb into the front seat, onto my chest, and howl in my face as I tried to drive down the highway. I ended up with stitches and still got charged for missing my cat's appointment. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Well I hope that bitch is locked up in a jail-cell now.
deviable 9
Tell her human bites cause cancer. Then bite her.
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hggtre 15
Psychotic bitch
Carrie_Chaos 28
That really sucks and I can relate. A few years back my family adopted a big ginger cat (and he was neutered and had all his shots) and he wandered outdoors and indoors whenever he pleased. there was an old couple who lived down the block who had setting up cat traps and baiting them. We noticed he was gone and searched everywhere, even shelters and we couldn't find him. then one day one of our other neighbors cat was in this mans yard yowling and when they webt to inspect it the cats sibling was trapped in the cage. We confronted the man and he claims he was tired of cats pooping on his lawn and he claims he took him to a shelter but didn't say which one. We searched all the shelters in our area and asked the people if they saw him but no one ever did..
CaroAurelia 12
If someone did that to me, THEY'D be in pieces in MY freezer. Now, I'm a peace-loving woman, but you don't mess with my pets. Or anyone's, for that matter.
fantasyworld 39
Animal control needs to investigate her.
friendlyfailure 9
What kind of vet bill is only 100 dollars??
TheBlackXRose 13
cuz of course the $100 was more important than having your family pet back.
burnforeternity 30
It's been a few years, care to tell us what happened
APOLLO_TC 8
what happened
Erika Kay 6
Thats disgusting. I hope that neighbor got jail time and I hope that the women was able to find another fur baby for her family and that it lives a long life