Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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kaprookie 3
You're clearly better off.
mk58 31
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.
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Comments (86)
ricinator 11
wow that's very rude of him... now you know that your better off without him
badactor009 0
So, your ex is a bad breaker upper. Breaking up is one thing. That happens. He was very callus having anyone else involved. Very poor form.
rattusrattus 19
I think this has to be one of the worst, most callous break ups ever featured on FML.
goldiefox 0
And you didn't get the hint when he brought someone with him to break up with you?
False_Stupidity 42
What hint was she supposed to get?... Please explain
PinkFun1969 9
we can only hope he gets a nice STD from the new girl.;-)
Grimmerie 31
Chop off his hand and take it back. I bet his new girlfriend won't be able to hold it then.
_daniellesays_ 10
Well then.
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Sounds like a totally sane and logical idea!
False_Stupidity 42
Logical?... Perhaps Sane?... Debatable
rachel_potter 13
Well you obviously deserve so much better than him, his new girlfriend probably is a controlling maniac who begged to be there. Just wait OP, karma will get him
sougstad 7
Hopefully she's really a man. You know, wishful thinking...
iggz 0
Just have to act thankful in that situation. "Phew."
RussianFox 13
I despise people like, don't worry OP karma will get him when he least expects it not to mention you don't need an asshole like him.
Violet_Roze327 0
Something similar happened to me except he used the line 'im not ready for a girlfriend' and then went after some other girl this had happened twice