Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, my water broke while my boyfriend was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
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kaprookie 3
You're clearly better off.
mk58 31
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.
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Comments (86)
nicrulezdood 5
Another post that I just have to say, "how old are you 12?!"
Notsocharmedlife 0
Ouch....
gambatte 0
that's when you say did you tell her about your "outbreaks"??
hateevryone 15
sweetie he did you a favor.
pandapat89 3
Are you guys in grade school?
heath_v 8
I hope you caused a scene
RuskiManBearPig 4
Time to do a reverse Rick James.
LordWicker 1
should have kicked him right in his ovaries
ambamm135 7
13 even if it was a few days ago he must have been doing things with the other girl. It's still cheating.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
It's alright. Hoes will be hoes. A girl dumped me once and when I asked why she said "I don't know" And walked over to another guy and held his hand. I feel your pain, but you get over it after a while.