Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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kaprookie 3
You're clearly better off.
mk58 31
You should have kicked him in the balls and then ran off laughing maniacally.
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Comments (86)
Calyx_fml 22
It's like monkey bars.
crownlogic 25
Reading about FMLs that sound too familiar to my life are draining...FYL OP.
divadro102 16
Cross your arms, look at her, and tell her, "Hope you like herpes". Then while she's in shock with her jaw open, and the bf is trying to reassure her you're clean, tell her "Not me, him." Bam. Satisfaction. Walk away.
chosha_fml 27
#13 Not just rude. It was also mean. OP, you are well shot of him. It's the new gf who is now dating the kind of asshole who would do that to someone.
TheChosenOne96 1
Jerk!!! Ugh I'm sorry
Strafeh 9
Well. Damn
Salkadi 9
Breaking up isn't an easy thing to do. He needed some emotional support
Dixie19 0
What an asshat...
megan61295 1
That's shady shit...
xengrrl 0
That exact same thing happened to me once. But it was at church camp. And I was twelve. >.>
DrewsFML 8
And he was holding hands with the priest.