Today, it took me five hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the wet paint. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML
Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML
Today, after spending 5+ hours of my life painting a portrait of someone's cat for them, I finally finished it, perfect condition, no mistakes. I was supposed to be paid 300 bucks for it. Got 50 bucks because it was too "vibrant." FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents' brand new car. FML
Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML
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Top comments
vexis58 1
Undry? Most people I know would just say "wet paint".
CareFace 16
The only time you don't want a pussy roll up on your door step...
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Comments (135)
darkness4dummies 0
poor pussy cat......
MrSexyPants 14
How many times must you comment, woman?
bordom45 4
you deserve it for not having a gun
kingsbury4 0
what a dork! thats probly the closest youll get to a pussy.
CaptainDouche 0
Yeah and this comment is the closest you'll ever get to a dick. ;)
darkness4dummies 0
hey at least you made a pussy wet for the first time in your life :)
kaitlyn3xo 0
undry is not a word. the term is wet.
SomeFMLPerson 0
I bet it was hard to stoke your deck with a paintbrush only to have the pussy come after you're done and after it's all wet...
Googoo27 12
theres a new word op, its called "wet".
gene818 13
There's a lesson to be learnt, next time use something to block out any animals.
WizardOfOzLA 2
u wudnt have minded if it were Halle Berry !
JennaMarie420 2
that darn cat!