Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML
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Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. Zero minor errors, one major fault. The fault was me thinking the road was one-way, positioned my car on the right lane to turn right, only to find out I was in the lane of oncoming traffic. FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my road test. I'd never had driver's training and my mom taught me how to drive. I failed the test so badly, and when I got home my mom admitted to having taught me how to drive completely wrong because she didn't want me to get my license as she thinks I'm too young. I'm 18. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
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Bree12345 15
I'm guessing you didn't pass?
mcm_3 16
USA not London
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deedeedah 5
How many times in your life have you ridden in a car?
disney_blonde 16
I hope for the safety of all the other drivers on the road, she failed you.
Jellybellybeanz 22
The exact same thing happened to my brother lol
omgthisisgay 10
Wow...apparently people have never been nervous and messed something up because of it, or spaced out while driving. Yes, it's dangerous. But, fortunately, nobody was hurt. It happens OP! Better luck next time!
communisttaco 16
It generally doesn't happen. I've never seen someone drive into oncoming traffic.
omgthisisgay 10
when I first started driving, I got distracted and turned onto a one day street going the wrong way. Like I said, it happens. I'm guessing there was no oncoming traffic or OP would probably have figured it out herself.
communisttaco 16
So distracted driving is your excuse for idiotic behavior? You're not helping yourself.
omgthisisgay 10
No. Distracted driving is not an excuse for idiotic behavior. For the third and final ******* time, it happens. On to the next one.
communisttaco 16
For the second time, it doesn't.
zenrael 21
She probably passed you. Too many idiots on the roads these days
worldclassrager 41
You're joking right? Usually asshole drivers develops over time
Masonjar13 10
"Today, I failed my driving test, keeping the world just a little safer for another day."
FinkiusMaximus 9
Of course this was submitted by a woman.
olpally 33
Ahhhh, why didn't she say anything before you made the three point turn if she knew you'd be going the wrong way?? Hope you passed.
mikbrooke 25
it wasnt a one way road. it says the driving instructor told OP that they were driving on the wrong side of the road, not that they were going the wrong way down a one way street.
akrista 10
It's true that women and Asians can't drive. :)))
Mylez 4
You're a special kinda person aren't you?