Not Wanted
London, United Kingdom
A news day
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CollegeBound
Tully, United States
Today, at age eighteen, I finished moving out of my parents' house and into my own. The only person to even remotely give a shit was my sister, and that was only because I was taking the cat with me. FML
kris
United States
Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML
Anonymous
Long time coming
Today, our youngest child finally moved out of our house. I went to embrace my wife and say something romantic about us growing old together, but she said, "Thank God they're gone, I can finally leave you." An hour later, she was gone too. FML
college kid
United States
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
Armando de Carvalho
Toxic people
Today, I moved back with my mom, sister and niece after 10 years on my own. My niece is 11, we talked about life and she agrees my mom and my sister are toxic and that I should move out. She'll do it as soon as she's 18. I'm 29. FML
Anonymous
United States
Home sweet home?
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
AllieG33
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Albuquerque, United States
Empty nest
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Orlando, United States
Sentenced
Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She's eight. FML
anonymous
Lakeland, United States
Today, I decided it was time to start looking for my own place and finally gain my full independence. My mom agreed happily without hesitation, which was surprising, but not anywhere near as surprising as finding out I have one day to get my shit together and leave. FML
Top comments
kalwalls 18
maybe your dad is happy you're taking the next big step to adulthood, either way, you have the chance to create your own happiness :) good luck out there
lameuser 23
Could you have done something that could have made them feel this way?
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Comments (32)
vikky538 29
they will miss you after you leave the house..trust me
chosha_fml 27
Hard to say. You might have deserved this. Were you difficult to live with?
steveykinz0967 16
OP you should be the one jumping for joy considering you're making a huge step into manhood
brand125 17
i dont see the gender listed
CelebrityChef 3
I know how you feel, that happened when I got kicked out
ostfaiz 18
You will be surely missed Op once you are far away..wait n watch for couple of days
Kkkdawg 27
My parents had to refrain themselves from jumping for joy when I moved out :/
FrankHotpants 31
Well I'm sure you're at least 18, that's quite some time to support someone. I'm sure they're just relieved to see their hard word finally pay off.
Confidentkid 10
How long have you been living with your parents?
jdf2 10
Same thing happen when my older brother went to collage but when he was finally gone we all started crying so they may just be trying to hide their tears...
Sakuraashita 15
Hope that means you have a mom who's devastated about you leaving, then, OP.