Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
Today, we had a test in history. My best friend, who was sitting right behind me, had forgotten about it and put his finger in his throat to vomit. It sprayed all over his desk, his pants, and the entirety of my back. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
Today, I had a nasty cough, but I went to college anyway. When I walked into class, I could practically smell menstrual blood in the air. After a few coughs, our instructor gave me an "Oh, shut up!" After half an hour, she kicked me out for not "taking the class seriously". FML
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rmm 0
If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!
FMLover269 0
I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.
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SVelasquez 0
Okay, so if you gotta puke you generally RUN (do NOT walk) to the bathroom or nearest trashcan.
rukusrazor 0
"Cornuts!" /Obscure "Heathers" joke. //Heathers is a movie
Banthestrandland 0
This is why pedantry sucks.
Juli_fml 0
sucks for you, the teacher deserved it. i would've puked on him
jmaczor 0
she should have barfed all over the teachers desk instead to teach him a lesson
John_Failer 0
Did you return the favor?
buttlove69 0
The teacher should have received a little BUTTLOVE for punishment
buttlove69 0
The teacher deserves a little buttlove as punishment
Saja_fml 0
if i were her, i'll go without asking for a promotion!!
Classic_PWN 1
Promotion for puking? Remind me to puke more often
jshen 0
I wouldn't even bother asking the teacher; I'd just book it out of there. Ah, I feel for you. I remember in grade one, when every classroom had their own sink. This girl puked, covered her mouth while doing so, ran towards the sink and left a trail behind her.