Today, while giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace, a woman yelled from the back, asking me why I'm not out starting a war somewhere. I stopped talking and tried to pinpoint her in the crowd, which she took as a sign to snort and call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at university, I worked up the courage to speak up in a lecture hall of 200 people. I raised my hand, made my point, and felt pretty good until the professor said, “That’s exactly what I said like five minutes ago.” Half the room turned to look at me like I'd just woken up from a nap mid-class. Which I had. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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spaerro 8
I would start a war right there.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Call her out. "COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BITCH! No? Well you should try some of my famous Shut the Fucupcakes, then."
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Comments (90)
Derpylicious 3
If this happened in the workplace you simply need to find out who her boss is and inform them about this workplace hostility. If her boss gives you shit for it, go to whoever they answer to, and so on until justice is served.
saffy66 34
If it happens again, say, "I'm leaving that up to you." After all, she wants equality...
BVBARMY1238 9
Maybe because she is being stereotypical and starting wars is retarded?
The_9th_Doctor 18
should have asked her why she wasn't in the kitchen
Shieldsam 15
Ask her why she isn't starting a war too, since men and women are equal.
xanderb963 4
Too busy making more money than you
DEATHLORD_fml 16
If ur a dude and someone calls u a pussy all u gotta say is "I am what I eat"
NickACD 27
Receipt shows- 1 9mm glock, 1 suppressor, and 1 plane ticket to whatever Riga is.
vitjoey4 14
You were giving a lecture on gender equality. In 2012. You definitely deserve it. I wouldn't back you up
PissyBitch Daily 13
Bitch. Get back into the kitchen, cow. Hos like that make me ashamed to call myself a woman.